Best Quotes From NaNo 2011

She had wanted to get on the computer and finish up a history project. It would not be due for another week, but she decided it was something as good as anything to do. Elise’s mom didn’t even seem to notice being followed, even after we split and I cleaned the stupid test tubes. And Elise trooped through the kitchen and into the computer room.

- Submitted by ahundredandforty-twostaircases, NaNoWriMo 2010.

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God it’s so beautiful up here, I feel like this was in one of the books I read when I was a kid.” Rowena smiled at that, “I’m pretty sure I read that book too, because whenever I come here I pretend that I’m an Ice Queen, waiting for my King to return home from battle.” She blushed and laughed at herself for telling him that. Cabe smiled at her, “I’m pretty sure I just fell in love with you for saying that.

- Submitted by isleofphilosophy

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Standing in front of the Employment office, staring at the piece of paper in her hands which listed all the jobs available that she qualified for, Faith was certain she hadn’t felt this crappy since Skitter had dropped one of his dirty socks into the coffee pot, and hadn’t confessed until half the platoon was already retching. This was definitely one of those days.

- Submitted by myownknight

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“I’m not strong. I’m just really fast.” She dropped her pants to reveal that her legs were made of metal from just above the knee down. “I have special legs. I was born without parts of my legs. So they made me a bitchin’ speed demon. I don’t even have to ride a bike around town. I can run around the city faster than Foss can bike.”

Artemis’s mouth dropped to the floor. He seemed far more interested in her lacy pink underwear that didn’t leave much to the imagination.

- Submitted by faaaabulous

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Simply punch him in the face.”
She raised an eyebrow. “Would that work?”
He shrugged. “It’s always worked for me.”
“You’re a goblin, Puth, of course it did.

- Submitted by anon.

You see,” He said patiently, with the air of having to explain something very simple to someone very stupid. “People are annoying. With the exception of several that I have deemed worthy enough, most people in America are better off dead, at least in my eyes.

- Submitted by stream-the-sarcastic

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After just ten minutes, the sky opened up with a crash and a flash of light.

- Submitted by anon